Hi. I go by Rue. You may call me the awkwardest turtle-duck ever lived.

ROGUE OF BLOOD


KNIGHT OF SPACE


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posted 5 hours ago on July 28, 2014 with 731,008 notes

professorfangirl:

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

because your saliva will make the chinchilla wet, and chinchillas can’t get wet. The end.

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posted 5 hours ago on July 28, 2014 with 100,755 notes

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

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posted 5 hours ago on July 28, 2014 with 1,088 notes

oshawottawott:

teasyntara:

during a photoshoot with avery, we got this beautiful video of them actually being cronus. god bless.

aVERY OH MY GOD

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posted 5 hours ago on July 28, 2014 with 418,678 notes

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

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posted 5 hours ago on July 28, 2014 with 135,514 notes

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

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posted 5 hours ago on July 28, 2014 with 13,490 notes

rifftube:

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PLEASE JUST TAKE ONE MOMENT TO READ?

I know it’s not the place to ask this but I am crying my eyes out writing this. I’m 17 and my teeth have made my life a living hell. I can’t look in the mirror anymore. I hate how I look to the point I don’t even have the confidence to even leave the…

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